What if Kristen Bell's narration of Gossip Girl all of a sudden had to deal with the insanity that happens in Euphoria?

What if B and S are no longer the most dramatic people in high school? Will Maddy be able to burlesque with those nails? Will Cassie find a horse to ride? Why does every bestie duo fight over some rando names Nate?! Will Ashtray sing a love balled to Fez? Will Lexi get to direct the whole show? Will Zendaya win another Emmy? Will Jules steal all of our hearts again?